1. The toilet in the master bathroom is clogged.
2. The toilet paper roll is empty and not replaced.
3. I'm tripping over carry-ons, especially the one full of dirty clothes conveniently left directly in front of the washing machine.
4. The empty beer glass next to the couch.
5. The TV played football approximately 10 hours in two days, then proceeded to play baseball for another 4.
6. Someone put the dog in the basement during the rain storm in the middle of the night, but didn't let him out this morning.
7. Dirty clothes on the bedroom floor instead of in the hamper.
8. I woke up in the middle of the night, shivering, because someone had opened the window above the bed, then stole all my covers.
9. There are tools left on the kitchen counter, but the disposal now works!
10. I'm smiling despite numbers 1-9 :0)
My DH is a traveler, too! You left out: 11)whiskers in the sink and 12)the dish towel is missing. Or maybe that only happens here? Anyway #10 is the best!
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